scotch notch

The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth

Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.

Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.

Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN

by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 6, 2009

notice

something other than ice

Sometimes there is ice and sometimes there's notice.

by noodles montgomery November 29, 2016

top notch

The best something can be, there is no phrase in the world which emphasises the quality of an object/person/situation more than top notch.

Stuart: How was you're date with Lucinda-May?
Edgar: It was TOP NOTCH!
Stuart: Woah, that means that it was better than anything else ever?
Edgar: Yes, because that's what top notch means.

by Stev White April 28, 2007

notcha

The area between your giggle berries and your cinnamon ring. Highly erogenous and comes in 2 flavors.....hairy and bald. See grundle

I love it when she licks my notcha!

by BigRafDad December 4, 2003

Trickle down Stress-o-nomics

The strategy imposed by a manager where they seek solutions to reduce their own stress level, so that their relaxed mood trickles down to the rest of the employees.

"Ok ladies and gentlemen. I've called this meeting today because the stress level in our work atmosphere has been astronomical. I'm stressed and you're stressed. So what can you do to lower my stress level, so that your stress level is subsequently lowered? We need some basic Trickle Down Stress-o-nomics here."

by jerrycurlandtheactivators April 20, 2010

Notch

Something being of good quality. As in Top Notch

That game was notch

by luckymeister December 28, 2013

Noitch

Said in a sense of exclamation and celebration. The word can also be used in a sense of displease. Meaning can be determined almost entirely by emphasis and speed of how the word is spoken. The word is most often spoken as itself being the entire sentence.

"Noitch." (a sentence using the word)

"person one: Here is five dollars."
"person two: NOITCH."

"person one: Im sorry sir, but i cannot give you anymore taffy"
"person two: noitch..."

by Jefrey Revolver August 31, 2003