Nardfish

Nardfish is a slang term to define the testicles of a fish.

Person 1: Hey man, take a look at these Nardfish.
Person 2: Wow, they sure are round...

by OfficiallyB0SS August 1, 2011

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

nardle

The nardle is the little line of flesh that runs along the grundle and scrotum ending at the base of the penis.

I was climbing a fence and snagged my nardle.

by NoodleyAppendage December 13, 2008

Nard

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014

Nards

A word commonly used in annoyance, to express dismay or agitation

Oh Nards, I totally forgot

by Lilly belle April 27, 2014

Nardo

Ancient Roman battle-cry first used by soldiers di Nardo, Italy that has proven to strike fear into the hearts of opposing warriors while instilling courage, strength and kickassery to those that employ it. Now commonly used by elite drivers engaged in record breaking speed and endurance attempts at the The Nardo Ring, Nardo, Italy.

At the Battle of Edessa in 316 A.D. when 28,000 Roman troops surprised the right wing of the Persian Army coming out of the woods screaming "Nardo!", it was recorded to have been an utterly terrifying experience whereby the Persians immediately surrendered and begged for mercy from the Roman soldiers.

by gullo October 4, 2013

noard

verb-- when you crash hard enough to put your teeth through your lip.

i tripped and noarded across my kitchen counter

by woops!! May 23, 2009