ceiling eyes

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something

"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."

by Heather (Ya Know) October 07, 2008

Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021

Glass Ceiling

A wrestling term, symbolizing the barricade keeping the perrenial upper-mid carders from main events. Usually used in the sense of backstage politics in wrestling, with one wrestler being accused of holding another down (as in: below the glass ceiling)

Above the glass ceiling: Triple H
Below the glass ceiling: Chris Jericho

by CM Oreo April 04, 2004

Nailed to the ceiling

When you're both hammered and high at the same time.

There was so much weed and alcohol at that last party, man.
I know, I still feel nailed to the ceiling.

by Cosmotic March 19, 2008

Ceiling leg

Beautifully decorated intricately designed leg that hangs from the ceiling.

Hey look at that ceiling leg, it cost me 90 dollars and a jar of pickles.

by WhaleGirl April 29, 2021

ceiling boob

A ceiling boob is a type of light on the ceiling that resembles the female's breasts

Woah, your light looks like a ceiling boob!

by GillyLikesUnicorns February 17, 2015

Ceiling Thunder

The loud thunder-like sound when desks are moving on the floor above you.

Yo bro did you just hear that ceiling thunder?

by imryan October 04, 2013