goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

Bat-Nipples

the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)

oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!

by epic dankness April 30, 2019

shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

Tits and Nipples

Something that is better then good. (gooder than good).

The description of a great idea.

derived by a cool guy from the U.S.A. that loves fishing. He likes building things too.

That bbq shack you built is Tits and Nipples.

by Just a Hillbilly from up North June 26, 2012

flying saucer nipples

there is no breast. only nipple

the girl i took home had flying saucer nipples. she was basically just one big nipple

by lil kid fucker November 5, 2021

get the scorpions off your nipples

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass

They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples

by BABYOIL March 23, 2012

18yr old nipples

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012