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NFT

Nice Floppy Tities.
Breasts that a bit soggy but nice.
John: Hey Steve! I noticed your sister has some NFT's
Steve: Ohh really? I didn't know she was into crypto.
John: No, not as crypto NFT's. NFT's as in Nice Floppy Tities
by johnthesinner January 11, 2023
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A stupid thing. You spend money on a picture that can cost over 100,000$
Person 1: Hey can you show you my nft?
Person 2: what, the picture you spent your life savings on?
Person 1: Yes ;(
by Lucasidklol July 14, 2023
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Literally a fucking image of a monkey that is worth gazillion trillion cash when you can just screenshot it and instantly become Elon Musk.
Guy 1: Yo buy my NFT now! Guy 2: nah ima just screenshot ur scam.
by NinjaSX September 2, 2023
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imagery that would make bajillions of dollahs
damn those monkey nfts do be boomin doe
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 27, 2022
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A png that for some reason costs 1M-9M dollars
Person 1:Yo dude I brought an NFT for 10K dollars + taxes
Person 2:you spent 10K dollars on that shit you should've spent it on your mom's surgery you crazy fucker
by EnzoLynyx April 27, 2022
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Something that retards see as the most important thing in the world but it leads to their downfall
Girl: ugh my husband loves NFT so much I had to break up with his stupid ass
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
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nftbro: i love my monkey jpeg nfts
by WILODR May 2, 2022
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