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a newb

Someone with very little cognitive skills, and/or a dismembered penis. A very bad gamer. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually want's to get better. But they probably never will.
Newb : Let's play on my switch.
Noob : Nah, man. Fuck nintendo. You're such a newb.
by Neytari June 1, 2018
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pown that newb

A. To beat someone who is new to an online game ridiculously.

B. To fight and beat the crap out of someone who is just a plain idiot.
A. Kris powned that newb on RuneScape last night.

B. I'm gonna pown that newb if he doesn't stay out of my face.
by kingofthemountain May 9, 2008
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Facebook Newb Boob

One who is not yet acquainted with the ways and etiquette of facebook, (for example liking one's own status, commenting on one's own status before others comment, writing in all caps) A facebook newbie, if you will.
Wow, Sean is such a facebook newb boob.

She must be new to facebook, she is always newb boobing.
by Lorenzo in a Benzo February 5, 2010
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Newbsicle

Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.
1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*
by 11001111010101010101 January 11, 2009
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Newbreed

Usually between the ages of 13-16, sometimes older, worship fallout boy/panic at the disco, have a particular affinity with black and pink stripes, especially black and pink gloves. Dress like emo/scene kids, but don't really understand what either is, they just do it to make friends. End up trying to out do each other with how misunderstood they are, the more misunderstood, the better. "Unique" is also a newbreed buzzword, they try to achieve this by dying their hair a "wacky" colour, like green or pink all over, or designing custom t shirts on the internet with a "witty slogan" on it.

Cant breathe a sentence without saying the word "random" at least once. Their main goal in life, other then being misunderstood, is being "wacky" and "random". They try to achieve this by coupling two words together that usually don't fit, for example "flying squirrel!", they drop this sort of "humour" into most conversations. They find it hilarious.

Mostly found outside rock clubs, applying each others makeup in an attempt to fool the bouncers into thinking they are older.

if not doing this, they are usually on the internet, watching falloutboy videos.
examples of newbreeds can be found at falloutboy/panic at the disco concerts.

or standing together in a big group outside your local town hall, often swapping makeup tips.
by FLyrics September 19, 2007
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newbie

A person new to a game, concept, or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a stupid person. Newbies are just new.
Dude, that guy just joined the forum yesterday and is a total newbie to HTML. You should tell him how to get an avatar since he doesn't know.
by Overly smart person July 16, 2008
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Newbis

The official licking out and or cleansing of the butthole with ones tongue.
Ryan Nelson gave me a big wet sloppy newbis last friday.
by Newbisluvr4life:)<3 November 14, 2011
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