Mystery Chick

texing your crush from another phone to get information out of them.

i.e - fooling them into thinking you know them on a personal level, even though you are a fictional person.

"YO WHO FEELS LIKE MYSTERY CHICKING TONIGHT?"

"OMG I SO WANT TO MYSTERY CHICK HER!"

by Bripuff February 23, 2010

murder mystery

Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.

I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!

by TRMW August 16, 2010

the mysterious stranger

The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.

"ohh baby you like that?"

"yeah i like thatttt"

--silence--

"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"

THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007

Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

Mysterious Skeet

while oundin' your girl from behind it is the act of pulling out and jizzin' all over your girlfriend's back with out here realizing what you have accomplished. This move was invented by the great Poppa-Skeet-Skeet in early 2005.

Blake:"Last night I pulled the Mysterious Skeet on my GF's back, yo."
Conor:"Way to Skeet-it-Real my 'brother from another mother'"
Blake:"Lets go get some ice cream Poppa-Skeet-Skeet"
Conor:"Alright"

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006

mystery nug

when a dealer supplies a nug of a newly acquired type and/or brand of marijuana, it is known as a mystery nug

Dealer: "Hey....take this mystery nug with the rest of your sac, and call me tomorrow and tell me if it is good shit."

by justin wheeler August 25, 2006

mystery-method

A kick-ass comprehensive system for picking up girls, which you can learn at a website of the same name.

Mystery doesn't make confident men; he makes competent men.

'That damn mystery-method guy ran away with my girlfriend AND my sister !'

by Jeopardy June 21, 2006