mutton conductor

Someone who fucks sheep.

The mutton conductor put on his best boots to go see the sheep in the barn.

by Bamftoy May 8, 2020

Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

Luchi & Mutton’s

Committed to helping dogs thrive and live their best lives through good food and overall well-being

“Have you reached out to Luchi & Mutton’s for a consultation? They help with diet, lifestyle and overall well being for your dog!”

by daffysmom November 24, 2021

mutton over beef

when someone prefers people who blindly follow them over those that have issues with them

The way Trump surrounds himself with yes men and lays into his critics, it's obvious he prefers mutton over beef.

by kurohi42 September 15, 2020

cooper mutton

cooper muttons school photo is cooked and his sister is hot

cooper muttons sister is hot

by fortfag June 6, 2022

Mutton Pumper

A term generally used to describe a person of New Zealand decent who engages in sexual relations with sheep.

Person1..Hey Bro i am from Nz
Person2..Gday mtton pumper

Person1..Hey Bro, NZ is sweet bro.....
Person2..Fuck up mutton pumper!!

by Nin Ja October 14, 2011