Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;

Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"

by wer999999 January 30, 2010

multi-monogamous

1) polygamous
2) the type of relationships rap artist Akon defines himself to be in.

After a little hesitation, the singer-producer admitted that he has his own multi-monogamous household going down in the ATL!

by justholla March 05, 2007

multi-texting

The art of having many IM's plastered on your computer desktop while chatting in each and NOT getting the conversations mixed up.

I was Multi-Texting when she came online and IM'd me, but I accidentally sent Betty404's message to JaneOfTheJungle's IM, now I am busted....guess I need to practice multi-texting!

by Johns mom July 05, 2007

multi-pass

Having a bowel movement and vomiting either simultaneously or in rapid succession, usually due to excessive drinking or illness.

Jen was doing shots all night, and now she's in the bathroom, multi-passing.

by Solent February 20, 2011

multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay October 15, 2007

Multi Reddy

Multi Reddy is the first son of Retta Reddy as mentioned in the KV Mythology. He is often praised for rescuing people from the infamous "Retta Mutti Thoppu" which is owned by his evil brother. Although, he steals the credit of rescuing people from it. It is actually done by his father Retta Reddy.

Man 1: "Bro! He's such a credit stealer.
Man 2: "No bro, he's just Multi Reddy

by THE ONE ABOVE ALL-REDDY October 16, 2023

Multi-assking

The act of multi-tasking asses. Meaning, you juggle multiple guys and/or girls at the same time.

Yo, he's so pimp, he's multi-Assking with 9 different ho's

by MissBlazinAsian June 30, 2015