Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;

Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"

by wer999999 January 30, 2010

multi-monogamous

1) polygamous
2) the type of relationships rap artist Akon defines himself to be in.

After a little hesitation, the singer-producer admitted that he has his own multi-monogamous household going down in the ATL!

by justholla March 7, 2007

multi-texting

The art of having many IM's plastered on your computer desktop while chatting in each and NOT getting the conversations mixed up.

I was Multi-Texting when she came online and IM'd me, but I accidentally sent Betty404's message to JaneOfTheJungle's IM, now I am busted....guess I need to practice multi-texting!

by Johns mom August 2, 2007

multi-pass

Having a bowel movement and vomiting either simultaneously or in rapid succession, usually due to excessive drinking or illness.

Jen was doing shots all night, and now she's in the bathroom, multi-passing.

by Solent March 6, 2011

multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay July 20, 2008

Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations

I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket

by Madpants April 13, 2011

Multi Homosexual

Craving the attention and affection of multiple homosexual men at the same time

desiring various homosexual partners in unison not discretely or in a monogamous relationship but rather by the numbers and with heavy homosexual contact, where all partners unite and engage in loving the shlong in a steamy fierce pit of "Multi Homosexual" activity

by Vulgar pseudonym March 24, 2011