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Misery chick

An ex-girlfriend who was a bitch to be with, and still continues to give you misery in one way or another after you dump her. Misery chicks love to spread gloom and doom to every corner of your life. This type of chick loves to see you unhappy and being with her often results in having an "icebox where your heart used to be".
Winston: Man, there's this girl who I'm really into, but she's always saying that I don't open up to her and that she can never get close to me, ya know?

Frank: Dude, it's probably that misery chick Colleen that set you back a couple of emotional steps.

Winston: Ya, that chick was a bitch!
by chemistryandphysics September 27, 2009
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Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
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Les Misérables

A novel written by Victor Hugo, first published in 1862, that has film and musical adaptations.
Consisting of 5 parts, all of which are set in different times, the novel can be considered as 5 volumes rather than the 1 book.

The most well known and regarded part is set in June 1832 and based loosely around the June rebellion. Important characters and dates in this section are accurate as Victor Hugo (the author) was present for part of said rebellion.
Les Misérables also happens to be the best selling musical of all time. It was first opened and performed in English on the 8th of October, 1985 by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
The film was released in 2012.
Les Misérables is amazing but the film casting, as well as the casting in previous musical productions, has sparked conflict within fans. Fans of the novel are often not fond of the musical as it is inaccurate,
by Permets-tu January 2, 2015
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Misery Pile

The stash of empty beer cans and bottles of alcohol that you hide from your parents because you're too afraid to take them out to the trash and get caught. Usually in a closet or drawer, in a strewn-about, unorganized manner.
Dude, throw those bottles in the Misery Pile" "I don't think there is any room." "Fuck!... we're awesome.
by KingAlmightyHotshit January 22, 2011
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Miserabald

A balding or unintentionally bald person who just looks like the saddest kind of person imaginable
That man looks completely miserabald and that combover isn't helping at all.
by Lostinthought17 August 27, 2016
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Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!
Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.
by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023
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coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage
"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."
by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014
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