by Chakita Banana May 18, 2004
The best thing ever. Seriously. You know your mom? She'll bang a muffin. They are that good. Get some muffins, eat them, and come back, and you'll see why. Made from bread and anything else you can put in them. ANYTHING. Blueberry is normal, but you can have apple, cherry (yasrs), chocolate chips, small children, cinnamon, cookie bits, anything. Anyone who uses it for slang in a negative/sexual way cannot come up with anything else, as a muffin is better than sex and heaven combined.
Guy: Oh man this muffin is so delicious. Girl: Eww, that's disgusting. Guy: Whatever. Why do I hang out with you, muffin hater? Girl: I... I have no other friends...
by GFantasy October 06, 2009
a, or pertaining to, an enormous yet perfectly shaped butt,
a beautiful ass, a badonkadonk, somethin you can set your mug on, requires the use of apple bottom jeans, high quality ass, junk in the trunk
a beautiful ass, a badonkadonk, somethin you can set your mug on, requires the use of apple bottom jeans, high quality ass, junk in the trunk
Damn yo, check out the muffin on that girl!
I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin!
Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin!
Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin!
I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin!
Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin!
Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin!
by Butt Master12 November 28, 2009
A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.
Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!
by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010
by _ur_other_bi_friend_ March 17, 2019
the word you use as an insult when you cant say fag muffin (also an insult) because of the people around you(i.e. a gay person or a teacher/adult)
*both standing in a classroom full of people and teachers*
bobby:"im sorry i didnt get you a teddy bear for valentines day. here, do you want this muffin?"
becca:"bobby, you ARE a muffin"
bobby:"im sorry i didnt get you a teddy bear for valentines day. here, do you want this muffin?"
becca:"bobby, you ARE a muffin"
by beckaisawesome February 17, 2009
"dude i have been spiting game wit kelsey and i think im gonna get some tonight"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
by D-crunkk$undisputed August 02, 2009