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Milkshake

Kelis says "Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got."
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours" ...
by slarti_b November 24, 2003
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Kenyan Milkshake

This is when a woman has recently had a baby and her husband/boyfriend still wants to get it on. The woman is asked to perform oral sex to her man while still taking care of the baby. Thus the milkshake is the act of performing head while continuing to allow the newborn to suckle on her teet. Effectively making this a threesome including a man, woman and baby.

Att: Baby can not be older than 4 years old.
The baby is crying and I'm horny....it's time for a Kenyan Milkshake.
by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009
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Hot Dingleberry Milkshake

This is when two men have anal loving and man number one ejaculates into man number two's ass crack, which coincidentally is filled with small pieces of fecal matter that have become entangled in the hair found in and around the area. Afterwards, man number one mashes his face in the crack and attempts to eat as much of the fluid while it's still warm.
"Oh, I'm about to bust a fat nut! I'm going cum so hard, this'll be the largest hot dingleberry milkshake I've ever had. Now suck that cock, fag."
by Tony Sage September 6, 2004
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Banana Milkshake

When a guy and a girl titty fuck. The penis is the 'banana' and the breasts are the 'milk'. When the penis rubs in the middle of the breasts, it becomes a 'milk shake'. Hence, Banana Milkshake.
by Kristiney May 2, 2009
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Japanese Milkshake

The Japanese Milkshake is an 7 man homosexual maneuver. It centers around one man in the middle. This man is sucking one guys dick, jerking one guy off with his left hand, jerking another guy off with his right hand, fingering one guys asshole with his left middle finger, fingering another guys asshole with his right middle finger, butt fucking one guy, and getting fucked in the ass by a man behind him. All men finish at the EXACT same time. This is the Japanese Milkshake. It can also be called the Irish Journey.
Demon Dave opened the doorway to true evil, which turned out to be him in the center of a Japanese Milkshake. "Well kiss a dick and call me princess." Demon Dave excitedly shouted.
by The Ender Smites Foes March 16, 2008
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Strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Put a glass of milk in a pot. Add squished strawberries, they should be like a pasta. Mix well until you have a nice texture (it might take a few minutes, you can add milk if you need to). Put the strawberry milkshake in a fancy glass and done!
by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021
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Serbian Milkshake

A Serbian Milkshake is a sexual position that involves a threesome: 2 girls and 1 guy. The guy and one of the girls both cum into the other girl's mouth at the same time while he mixes it around in her mouth with his cock.
John and Kate enjoy a romantic anniversary dinner while

Susan comes along with big tittas. 17 minutes later John

and Susan cum into Kate's mouth while he mixes it. She

swallows. Serbian Milkshake
by TRocBREE January 11, 2010
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