Misteresque

1. :noun: A male counterpart of mistress
2. :noun: The male lover of a married person
(Mist-er-e-ss-ck)

Person1: dude! I think joe’s wife has a misteresque! I saw another guy leave their house at like 1 this morning.

Person2: nah,dude; that’s just joe’s misteresque.

by Universesofa January 14, 2019

Tinkle Matter

Tinkle Matter is the dried yellow residue found on and around a toilet.

Maybe it is time to call in a maid... have you noticed the tinkle matter in your bathroom? nasty.

by Corky McCord July 22, 2009

Old farts matter

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Old farts matter

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020

Monkey lives matter

A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.

MONKEY LIVES MATTER!

by wilfthemilf May 25, 2021

Blue Lives Matter

Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.

"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020

Minter

Scottish; When you feel embarrassed or ashamed.

Can't believe I fell off the bus, what a total minter!

by Shanicefghijk June 29, 2010

Mister-Oscar-Shaped

An adjective to describe something shaped like or in the form of Mr. Oscar. (World Famous Spanish Sub, Killer of gods, Chef, and body builder.)

Wow, look at that wall! The hole is Mister-Oscar-Shaped!

by SmashYourMouth October 22, 2018