Pong Mitzvah

The celebration of a young man's coming of age in which he plays his first game of beer pong.

Hey man, so are you going to Eric's Pong Mitzvah on Friday night?

Hell yeah man! I'm gonna get so schwasted and pong my face off!

by Chief03 January 2, 2010

Bart mitzvah

A Bar or Bat Mitzvah for a transgender person.

David feels that he is a girl trapped in a boy's body, so we've decided to have a Bart Mitzvah when he turns 13.

by footballfan20852 September 29, 2017

Bat-Mite

A Batman fan that got a little too into it. Bat mite is an antagonist in Batman comics and videos and even movies. He is obsessed with the DC superheroes

“Bro wanna watch that lego Batman movie with Bat-Mite in it??”

“Hell yeah bro I love me some Bat-Mite.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021

The Miter

In Australian English, the lowest possible criteria, score, or grade required to be reached so as to achieve a Participation certificate or 'On Average' grade esp. in an exam setting or when referring to a specific goal or commitment (what Americans would probably refer to as a "C" grade).

It probably derives from the misheard, rural Australian phrase: "might-a swung at it" (meaning "did it, but didn't do it well") which is already a corruption of the phrase "Micah hung (at) it" referring to the unfortunate, and now much forgotten, Hanging Roo Gala held by the 13th premier of the Jervis Bay Territory in 1877.

"Unfortunately, ScoMo Abbr. Scott Morrison- former prime minister of Australia need only to barely scrape past the Miter for his promises on reducing house prices for Australian homeowners to the public for his Coalition to reward him with a thunderous round of applause" - 'The Australian' (National Newspaper) 16th of April 2019

by OhwellIguessIllsettleforthis March 17, 2023

Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Indiana Ear Mite

Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.

Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.

by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2023

Miten

the sexiest man alive ...... he has a horse cock

Dude, Ben Affleck is so Miten

by Anonymous March 1, 2003