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Muddy Misery

the COOLEST hypixel guild ever. it has a cool guild master and it also has MurderSoundsFun (the amazingest person in the entire world). If you ever play hypixel, you should join it!

- Is often referred to as "Muddy"
"Hey did you see that person from Muddy Misery?"

"Yeah they're so good at the game we should dodge them!"
by minecwaftluver69 September 26, 2022
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Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.
1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"
by punglefish July 17, 2011
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Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.
Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
by NickyLags September 17, 2012
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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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misery

My lif3 Ahh ahaHha..!
Ye, idk what I'm doing either...
by DouweIsKut November 26, 2020
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Misery-Industrial-Complex

The effect of Military-Industrial-Political Complex INSANITY, relying heavily upon Disease, Misery &*WRONG* to keep the World flowing around the MONEY!MONEY!MONEY! using 'Treatment' rather than Cure.
Opioids and Big PHarma* are classic expression of the Misery-Industrial-Complex in fucktion*.
by PartisanZ July 26, 2022
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Misery

by ItsUnsaid September 2, 2022
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