Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.
by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009
Get the Micro-weed mug.When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
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A meme that has a short life span and is only used for a week or two. It has a shorter life span than an average meme.
by Flynn Murdock July 19, 2017
Get the Micro Meme mug.A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.
by Meese Meister January 25, 2018
Get the Micro-Meese mug.Having a smaller than average clitoris, it can be harder to reach orgasm because those who have micro clits most likely will have them spaced father Away from the vaginal opening by as much as 30% compared to normal anatomy. ( this is still in mm). There are other ways of obtaining orgasm but getting in touch with your own body and what works for you always helps.
by pumbucks May 29, 2018
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Person 1: dude she’s the one.
Person 2: how can you be sure?
Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
Person 2: how can you be sure?
Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
by Cuntbag_g August 31, 2019
Get the Micro Missile mug.Pulling a micro is when you come back from a BRB or Be Right Back, then proceeded to go and leave a twitch chat again.
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