Pulling a Melville

A red herring that is so absurd as to alert the listener that the speaker is telling a lie. Oftentimes the lie is told when telling the truth would be simple but slightly uncomfortable.

Friend 1: Are we still on for coffee?
Friend 2: No, there is something I have to tell you.
Friend 1: What is it?
Friend 2: I have cancer...
Friend 1: Are you pulling a Melville?

Boyfriend: There is something I need to tell you.
Girlfiend: What?
Boyfriend: I am sexually attracted to men.
Girlfriend: Are you pulling a Melville, we can just break up you know?

by bklyn667 December 23, 2009

Meilani

Da baddest bitch anyone will ever meet. If an individual fuck with her, she is apt to punch the person in their dick (or general gentail area) until they become unconscious. DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. A. MEILANI.

can also be referred to as a Meimei

Nigga 1: YO, MY NIGGA MEILANI IS FINNA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK!
Nigga 2: AWWW HELL NAH! MY DICK CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BEATING!!!!

by Josep420BlazeItNerd January 6, 2013

Brandy Melville

A shop where girls who think are "hipster", and or, "grunge" shop at where everything is overpriced and insanely cheap/thin fabric. The only reason this shop is probably in buisness is because Kylie Jenner marketed the shit out of it on instagram, and rich white wannabes become their number one customers.

*white girl #1* "Ehmahgawd, that shirt is so on point where'd you get it?!".
*white girl #2* "I totally got it from brandy melville, Kylie has the same one so I bought four!".

by Hans solo April 22, 2014

brandy melville

A store where only rich girls shop it. It sells crop tops, thin sweaters, and everything there is pretty much cheap quality clothes that are way too expensive. People only know brandy melville because of Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia.

Wow that top is so cropped, maybe she bought it at Brandy Melville

by Common Asian Girl September 19, 2013

meiler

to love the cock so much that it drives them insane

person one: yo you see that chick over there
person two: yea
person one: yeah shes a meiler
person two: sweet!

by wahwah6060 April 5, 2008

Brandy Melville

That store that a lot of teen girls shop at. Lacks diversity, basically, only white girls shop there. Known for the body-shaming "One size fits all" which is actually "One size fits small" everything is also cropped, thin and overpriced

That shirt looks really cropped, she must've gotten it from Brandy Melville.

by thestupidsoul January 5, 2021

ward melville

School for rich kids who have nothing better to do with daddys money then to spend it on drugs. And were the girls who have no money whore for drug money. The smart asians make it look like everyone from the school is smart for the stupid white kids who think there black. And if you dont fit in with any of that, your a punk. Oh and cant forget the players!

Go ward melville sports! Try and win something some time!

by jess May 6, 2005