A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.
The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.
by millibuilder April 13, 2010
Get the Topless meeting mug.When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy
I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.
by noner June 17, 2009
Get the meeting-jacked mug.A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
by K-Trailer December 2, 2010
Get the green meeting mug.When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.
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Get the Half Masting mug."Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.
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