Mersadies

An extremely sexy woman that is perfect in every way with what she does, acts, and is the most beautiful woman with a slammin body.

Damn, did you see that mersadies! Damn i need one of those!

by "The Tyler" August 14, 2009

Mercedes Drunk

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

by Badger Crew June 12, 2013

Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.

Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.

by Evan V January 17, 2005

messed

drunk or high

Me and Candice got SOO messed last night at the bar!

by Heather February 8, 2004

Meredythe

A girl with a vibrant personality, and beautiful curves that just want to be caressed. She is both alluring and passionate, and is always ready for fun!

1: dude...check out that hot chick skating! thats freakin awesome!

2: yeah...that's my girlfriend..meredythe

by LovingLifeLiveItUp October 18, 2010

messed myself

A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.

I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.

by RealGibran November 1, 2013

Metsed

Metsed is when a baseball team blows an easy win, when it seems like its impossible to do so. It can also refer to anything that seems like its easy to accomplish but you still manage to fuck it up anyway.

Did you see Luis Castillo last night? Metsed another game.

Dude, how did you not hook up with her last night? I don't know man, I guess I metsed that one.

by Mak15 May 24, 2010