merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Merkistan

A state of a person when they have been "merked" by someone

A location where someone is merked all the time

"You got taken to Merkistan, blud."
"Thats just merkistaned"

by Ed Ha December 9, 2008

Merpes

Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.

"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."

by R1Jesse February 16, 2010

merked

As well as being owned or beaten up, merked has been used as a word that replaces 'take' or 'borrow' or 'steal'

That book just got merked

I'm gonna merk that helmet

by JessB April 12, 2006

Merked

Practically wasted, stoned, or demolished

"Get merked son!"

by Lauren272 May 1, 2010

merked

Drunk, Crunk, Lean, anything which is not sober.
Loose to pro evo by 3 goals or more.
hurt someone,

I was merked last nite blud, that zoot merked me up,
u got merked 5-0
i merked that bre up last nite

by Dharmin March 5, 2007

Trickass Markesman ass Clucker!!

Lincoln

Lincoln the most retarded smart guy i know but he is still a Trickass Markesman ass Clucker!!"

by amadito88 May 10, 2011