pube muppet

The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.

Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??

Fuck me hard u pube muppet.

by Lisa January 25, 2005

muppets

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.

It's not easy being green!

by Ducky September 14, 2005

Muppet

A nicer way to say you are an idiot, or a retard.

E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"

You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.

Idiot cuss Muppet

by Ooooo friend! October 8, 2011

muppetkisser

A girl who is incapable of kissing a boy. Her fear of naked men has caused her to become a recluse in sexual light and spend all her time kissing things that wont judge her.

That poor muppetkisser, she’ll probably grow up to be an old cat lady.

by <3RBF December 10, 2008

Muppet

"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson

That explains it all

by Idiot Paranoia August 25, 2004

muppet pelt

Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet.

"the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"

by -30- May 17, 2005

Love Muppet

A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.

"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005