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maximum send

when you do something to the best it can be done
Bro I just played that beer pong game at maximum send.
by Chuckwool November 6, 2017
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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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maximum capacity

when your bases are loaded. when the toaster is full. when all three holes got a dick.
Kyle: Hey bro hit up Rob i met this cool chick and she's down for maximum capacity.
by raz December 28, 2016
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Maximum density

A point where a material has its highest density
Water's maximum density is at 3.98 degrees celsius
by dbizdfvy May 15, 2019
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Maximum Increase

A term used to describe breeders who deserve economic compensation in the form of $1,000,000.
Doug: Yo fam, you hear about kyle and karen?
Steve: Ya man, they totally deserve some Maximum Increase as of last night
Doug: Booyah!
by UrbanYoloSwag July 20, 2020
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POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.
At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.
by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010
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Maximum Ride

Maximum Ride is a book series written by James Patterson. The "main characters" consist of... Maximum (Nickname: Max, female, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, and 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Fang (Male, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Iggy (Male, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Nudge (Female, eleven, twelve in Fang, 16/17 in Maximum Ride Forever) The Gasman (Nickname: Gazzy, eight, nine in Fang, 13/14 in Maximum Ride Forever) Angel (Six, seven in Max, 11/12 in Maximum Ride Forever)
The series has nine books within; The Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, The Final Warning, Max, Fang, Angel, Nevermore, Maximum Ride Forever.
The book series is good, and tells a story about six children (Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, The Gasman, and Angel) who were kidnapped from a science lab called the School. The children have avian two-percent (bird)DNA in them, giving them wings, lighter bones, and air sacs, enabling them to fly. Max, has to "save the world," and to lead the other children. She calls their group the flock.

In my opinion, the series was great, but I did have one issue. Max had blonde hair up until Max,(the book, don't get confused) where she then had brown hair? I don't recall them getting their hair dyed.
Person 1: "Maximum Ride is a great book series!"
Person 2: "Maximum Ride? The heck is that supposed to mean?"
Person 1: "It's a name..."
Person 2: "What?!"
by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019
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