A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵
Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it
by spoon spoon February 2, 2021
Get the Hegarty Maths mug.Even though I cheat by using a website that automatically solves equations and by writing down book work codes in a .txt file on my computer instead of in my book, it still takes me 5 hours to do all 10 tasks.
Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.
Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.
"Imagine not cheating on Sparx Maths"
"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."
"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."
"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."
"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."
"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."
"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."
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Math teacher: P.E. teacher is sick, so Math lesson today!
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(P.E. teacher comes)
P.E. teacher: Ohhhhh it seems that I am "sick" today again!
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(P.E. teacher comes)
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