Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.

Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.

by Miragemelody August 17, 2009

Mathis

Mathis, they often try to flirt with girls. They are very attracted to them. They think they are very cool and funny when they are just being creepy. They are a bit bi-polar and are quite stalkerish and perverted. They also try to look good.They are a danger to most women.

"That Mathis just told me I looked awesome! Then insulted me!"

"Yeah! He is a weird, never talk to him!'

by thisisthetruth1010 January 16, 2013

Alaina Mathis

alaina someone who has a ratchet attitude and thinks she can fight even though she has had her ass whooped three times already.... but likes to talk shit and wait to get her ass whooped by someone besides aids and a std

“Alaina Mathis” is a whole whore . She’s the community whore

by Devildaddy💯 April 16, 2020

Abbey-Gayle Mathis

1.The most amazing female that ever lived.
Is also extremely hot.

Dude! I wish I could get me someone like Abbey-Gayle Mathis!

by Abbey-Gayle Mathis Jones March 28, 2009

Mathias

A guy who ghosts you.

I got mathiased.

by Ostemannen December 3, 2018

Mathias

The gayest kid ever meet and has sucked more cock than anyone. He would meet a guy off the gay tinder just so he would get some good dick. Everyone secretly hates him bc he thinks he’s popular. What a fag

Mathias is the gayest most annoying kid I’ve ever met

by Jrkfifirjbrbdjeiei January 23, 2018

Mathias

Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.

He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.

Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"

You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."

Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"

by OUSHGF June 24, 2011