Masturbatoreum

coined by the great r/oman Horvaticus, a term referring to an individual's sanctuary of self-pleasure

"Then I made cereal and retired to my masturbatoreum"--Horvaticus

Masturbatoreum by Buryedpleasure November 29, 2012

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Masturbatorium

Any location in a single guy's living quarters consisting of pornographic material and a cum-stained office chair reeking of old ass sweat, cigarette smoke, and beer. After 1995, said spaces also contained a personal computer dedicated to storing and searching for hardcore pornagrahy.

Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.

The Tesla Factory in Fremont, CA, could be viewed as an example of a 21st century masturbatorium on a grand scale. In lieu of pornography, the masturbatorium is adorned with images of the latest models, as well as pictures of the company president's life from childhood to present.

Masturbatorium by anonymous February 11, 2023

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Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

Hey Masturbator by gregben July 6, 2021

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Miramichi masturbator

(also called m&m's)

Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.

Ohhh snap, she's masturbating in class again. She's such a Miramichi masturbator.

Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m

Miramichi masturbator by shanayjohnson44 November 10, 2010