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masterbeader

Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)
I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.

Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.

She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.
by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022
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Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.
I am happily masterbatingly single.
by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015
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National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.
by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021
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PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.
I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)
by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016
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Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."
Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010
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Masterbation

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation
by B Moss October 2, 2007
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masterbating

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"
by sir wankalot May 8, 2003
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