Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.

MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!

by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012

marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.

Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”

by ajcrites July 16, 2018

Marcaylon

He has the sweetest heart, he’s shy at first but once you get to know him you wouldnt regret meeting him. ANY GIRL would be the luckiest girl in the universe to have him. He’s funny, sweet, nice, kind, and smart. Marcaylon will be supportive of you no matter what the lengths are and will always try to guide you in the right direction. At times Marcaylon May seem rude but there is no other person that will care for you like he does. He is great with friends, know a lot of people but is very anti social, his family is the most important thing to him. He seems shy, innocent, and quiet at first, but being around him will make you feel like you’re problems fade away. There isn’t anyone like him. The way he looks at you when you aren’t looking. The way he will talk about you will make you feel like you’ve won it all. With Marcaylon, he will make you feel like you will never be alone. He will talk to you all the time. Make fun of you. Laugh with you. But most importantly he will love you like there is no other in the world. Never take him for granted he only would want to see you thrive. He’s been hurt so many times but still loves and cares for people like there’s no tomorrow. He has a heart of gold!

Marcaylon is the true definition of kind hearted

by Drakos September 3, 2019

Marathon Vape

In 2020 Marathon Vape has actually become and all in one shop for all the best vaping items in the UK delivering worldwide. They systematically collected the most desired E-liquid brands, the very best hardware, the best batteries and accessories from all corners of the globe, and have made it easy, super fast, and an enjoyable experience for UK and global vapers to buy vape items online.

yo im about to hit up the vape store...man forget that check out marathonvape.co.uk they stock all the brands and are far far cheaper! where Marathon Vape

by Vapeguy September 24, 2020

Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021

Goodbye Marathon

1. At the end of a phone conversation, both parties awkwardly say far too many goodbyes.

2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.

At the end of the conversation, we had a huge goodbye marathon:

You: "Okay bye"

Them: "later"

You: "Ciao"

Them: "Take care"

You: "Have a good day"

Them: "Until next time"

You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"

by SeeDaveJump April 2, 2010

poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...

"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!

by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011