Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.

poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?

Maple Ridge Elementary School by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

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a bag in albion online with a adept's rune inside of it and nothing else

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maple bag by AlbionRNG April 9, 2021

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Maple Shade High School

Maple Shade High School, also known as MSHS, is a small, south jersey school, in between Philly and the shore. This school is full of ghetto people trying to act tough, most of which, live in Fox Meadow, or one of the various shitty apartment complexes in the area. MSHS is a school perfect for your every need, including but not limited to, average schooling, lots of loud black girls, and all the nicotine you could ever ask for. MSHS is a place that nobody hates, but nobody loves either. Why do anything on Friday, instead, come watch our shitty football team play. Overall, Maple Shade High School is a wonderful experience, if you have no life. If you ever end up in Maple Shade, don't check out Maple Shade High School.

Guy 1: Yo, where did you get that vape?
Guy 2: I bought it from this 8th grader in the Maple Shade High School bathroom!

Maple Shade High School by weedbandit404 November 12, 2021

Maple Valley

a town in which everyones parents thaught it would be a good place to raise there kids due to how small it used to be. to many parents thaught it would be a good town for a family and now the town is no longer a small town. in the past 10 years it has boomed. neighborhoods up everywhere and establishments shooting up left and right. all the adults here are quiet lovers of the peace. The whole youth population can be divided into two groups, shaved heads and hipsters. the shaved heads are mostly douchey sport lovers with diamond ear rings that love anything on the top 20 on itunes. spoiled cocky and just overall judgeing cunts. they enjoy raves, dubstep, call of duty, cars and sports. then you have the faggot hipsters. they can pretty much be described as asshole hippy stoners. spending alot of theyre time on the streets and in the wilderness. some classy others grimey and street as fuck. often judgeing anyone who follows the norm and for fun harass the community and eat shit. these two groups atleast as i have seen have a secret rivalry twords eachother. one group loves school spirit and prep and the others would rather worship satan than goto a pep assembly. the only thing that brings together maple valleys social divide is drugs and partys. everyone smokes pot, longboards and complains about theyre life here. if everyone stopped complainging for a second and took a good look around they would find that this town isnt as bad as it seems.

everyone in Maple Valley accept me is a faggot

Maple Valley by teenage shit eater October 20, 2011