Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010

Maple creamy

When you give a girl a cream pie and all the cum doesn't come out until you eat her out later in the night......maple creamy

Dude I fucked this chick last night and blew my load in her, bitch didn't know how to wipe and gave me a maple creamy when I went to eat her out

by Webnasty July 01, 2015

maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

by Mandymanpool November 14, 2016

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 August 11, 2015

maple story

Single most ADICTIVE game known to man... the only game that keeps you playing 24/7 If you have work/school or a social life then do NOT play this game it takes up to much of your time!

Im up at 6AM
Im home at 7PM
Im on Maple Story From 7PM to 1AM

by Empty Soul July 08, 2006

Maple Ridge

A meathod of passing a joint between two people. It is performed when the marijuana cigarette is small and thus it must be past by pressing the people's two thumbs together. After the small joint is past, the passee says "Maple Ridge". This is inspired by the Rural Western Canadian town of Maple Ridge where there are massive amounts of grow-ops.

You dropped the joint! You should have pulled a Maple Ridge.

by Seth Perry March 02, 2006

maple wood

When a girl covers a guy's dick in syrup and then gives him a blowjob. (See also penis pancake)

"My girlfriend gave me a maple wood the other night."

by theqster September 17, 2012