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Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
by Desmond G. April 13, 2014
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manthigh

When a man crosses his legs and exposes his manly thigh. The upper thigh is usually very pale compared to the rest of a man's leg which makes man thigh very noticeable. Commonly occurs in gym shorts, but occasionally in other attire. Manthigh has a high cringe value and exposing it on purpose makes you look like a tool.
guy: haha look at my tan line (pulls up shorts)
girls: eww manthighhh put it away
by ratfaceee December 2, 2009
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Fake Anything

When your friend says he's okay with anything but is actually not really okay with anything(everything).
You: Jeremy Tan, What should we have for lunch?
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?

You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*
by Calebby January 12, 2022
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anything

anything like any thing
Hey can i ask you anything or rather would you tell everything if i asked?
by Krkič November 7, 2020
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you can find anything on here, cant you?

You must be fricking bored to type this in. Go outside and "accidentaly" push down an old lady neighbor. Take a camera, and when she gets mad, say its social experiment. It's not.
What am I doing with my life that I defined you can find anything on here, cant you?!?!?!?!?
by Well,IDK February 6, 2017
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anything post

A post or question of superficial nature, made or asked in a forum, with the intent of attracting a variety of unrelated random replies about 'anything' - ie humorous gifs, irrelevant trinkets of information, patently moronic statements or answers to a question that has not yet been asked.
"Anything post- I'm feeling down an need some cheering up. pls post something funny.

replies:

xxx: ur mother suck balls

xghys: IMG src="macro.gif"

sinl111r: my cat is chasing ghosts, how cute lol!

3xt3: it's fucking sunny.
by disorderata July 6, 2010
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Anything at all

• a dick

a penis
• even your mom
hash browns
Guy 1: guess what this is bro
Guy 2: a dick
Guy 1: no dude it’s anything at all
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