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mangled

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.
'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.
by The Manglator September 21, 2004
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Manlet

A manlet is a male who is of clearly below average stature and often compensates for his lack of height.
"Attention all manmores, the manlets have infiltrated the 'manlet' page on Urban Dictionary! They are trying to make people believe that they have something we might envy. Fake News!"
by thegenerel February 24, 2020
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mankle

Ankles that are very manly
Ex. 1: Look at Nanol's mankles! She must really work out a lot!

Ex. 2: Hercules must had some super mankles to complete his labors!
by Alsaucy July 28, 2010
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Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.
Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.
by I forget January 11, 2004
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manorexia

Manorexia is an electroclash song by two popular twin brothers in Hollywood called "Elephant." It's about the 'male form' of anorexia. The song is meant to be a humorous look at the world of homosexual men in America living up to absurd physical standards.
by EllieC April 20, 2009
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manoje

An ancient Greek kusuer who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized kusuing, and was known for asking people to "pull my finger" in many discussions. He was convicted and put to death for kusuing in Athens, during which he failed to cooperate with the law of kusu, and did not deny his beliefs on public flatulence. He is also known for being the teacher of Kersh.
It stinks in here, who dropped a manoje?

Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!

The one who sniffed it manoje-d it

No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!

Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
by yourface9012 July 26, 2010
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mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.
ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya
by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020
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