Mandinu

When a person is being extremely retarded or acting as if he is mentally deficient.

Dude, stop being so mandinu!
That chicken is raw you mandinu!

by Super shu February 12, 2018

Mandoing

Instead of "mansplaining" the man just does what the woman was doing, except faster and better.

Woman: Honey? Can you show me how to do this?
Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)

by Mandoer June 18, 2018

Manding Strip

The male equivalent to a landing strip on a woman’s pubic area, except a bolder line going down to the penis.

Bro, I told this chick about my manding strip and she said , “I want to land on it tonight”...

by Lance Peter February 23, 2019

mandingo

The stereotypical "man" in a homosexual relationship. The counter term is "mandissa," which refers to the stereotypical "female." For example, a mandingo would open the door for his mandissa, he would pay for dinner on dates, he would actively pursue his mandissa. Generally, the mandingo is the top, or the inserter, during intercourse. Most mandingos could pass for straight, while mandissas are obviously gay.

OMG! Look at that mandingo's hairy chest. I just want him to tear off my clothes and eat me.

by cbarbs May 27, 2006

mandingo grapes

a muscular dark black guy who's balls are darker than him.

girl 1: i decided to go down on jonte last night and his balls were darker than him! he had some mandingo grapes!

girl 2: girl dante too!

by i know from experience November 8, 2011

Mandingo

A really hot chick with big hooters, often found in their natural habitat of office like employment driving their co-workers mad with there extreme hotness. Can also be referred to as dingo for a more generic plural meaning.

Dude#1: Dude!! did you see Mandingo?!?!
Dude#2: Yeah!! She made my hair nubbins stand up!!

by DunkMonkey January 31, 2007

Manguine

When speaking of the male genitalia, another term used for penis.

Hey asshole! You must be hungry, you're staring at my manguine.

by doc152 July 24, 2009