Manalapan

A town where the boys think they're tough ghetto hoods because they live in a multi million dollar mansion, do pot, and have a 10,000 diamond cross around their neck. The girls solve their issues by throwing their designer hand bags at each other. And everyones emo. And the sad part, Everyone loves living here =D.

"DADDY, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PARIS, I WANT TO GO TO EUROPE!" -- Typical Manalapan girl.

by Pr3ttyINp1NK August 17, 2006

makalakachimba

in other words to go screw yourself

by Gio prieto May 6, 2003

manaltoe

When a guy wears his pants so close to his nuts, he gets a ball down each leg... Hence a male cammel toe

Guy1: Ew!, Check out his crotch
Guy2: I know... you can propper see his manaltoe

by Ste Cowie February 4, 2008

Manalope

A younger man for an older woman.

A Cougars prey.

Cougar(older lady) Manalope (younger guy)

That cougar at the bar was totally scoping the manalope!

I felt like a manalope when those cougars were around.

by Pax Psychosis May 31, 2009

Mabalay Jolo

Mabalay Jolo is a Harvard student .

Mabalay Jolo can help me succeed in life.

by Jolo Mabalay June 22, 2019

Manalogy

A subcategory of Mansplaining in which a man uses a redundant analogy to explain something that is easily comprehended by 99.99% of people.

Dude: "So I was driving my car and then had to stop at a red light, it was so annoying. This is just like when you're walking and have to stop at a pedestrian crossing".

Chick: "Oh thanks, I wouldn't have understood your anguish without your manalogy".

by Moccodile April 7, 2020

manalapan

I live here and I hate everyone here. 45% of the town is made up of scene kids who think they're cool because they go to hot topic and think they can call people a trashy slut even though they are one, 45% of the town is guidos who're filthy rich, and 10% of the town are "uncool" because they don't go to the mall every weekend and beat kids up and deal drugs

Scene Kid on Facebook: Ugh everyone in manalapan is so fake and trashy, YOU WHORES! btw guyss hmu on fridday we're going to the mall to do lines of coke off each other's assesss gurlll!

Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface

Regular kids: I hate this town

by ihatemanalapan March 15, 2011