iron maiden

A fucking good Metal band

The best Iron Maiden song is 'No prayer for the dying' (according to me).

by Jimbo Watson Junior May 11, 2003

Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

iron maiden

The greatest band of all time. Fantastic muscisians and songwriters. In the 6 months I have been listening to them I have bouth all of their cd's except for The X Facter and Virtual XI.

Some of their best songs are: Hallowed be they Name, Run to the Hills, The Trooper, Bring your Daughter to the slaughter, Fear of the Dark, and many more.

by Pudgypenquin March 21, 2005

Fair maiden

Unmarried girl who is very pleasing to the eye. Nowadays mostly used in a humorous context.

Ay! Let's go bone some fair maidens!

by sirhCity February 16, 2015

all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

iron maiden

Best band ever. Enough said.

Best song is Trooper, everyone should listen to this song.

by Jamie January 8, 2004

Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010