munt

(man + cunt = MUNT)
A man who acts like a girl; half their age. (EG: Mannerisms of a 32 year old man would be that of a 16 year old girl) Being fashionable image is more important to them than adult responsibilities. A self-absorbed, superficial man who acts like a little girl.

"Phil has more shoes and accessories than my wife!." "What a munt!"

by Super Chet November 24, 2006

munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.

Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting

by Dave November 24, 2003

Munt

a man who acts like a cunt

the munt was bitching because he fucked up his copier.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

munted

Severely damaged or disfunctional. More often applies to an object rather than a person. Basically means ruined. Application to intoxication depends upon who you talk to, to me it does not apply this way. NOT an offensive word.

"I spilled a coke on my laptop and it is fully munted"

by Groote Matt of West Island November 10, 2008

Munt

A shit covered post-anal taint.

After the intense gape session, I looked at her munt with satisfaction and disgust.

by TorkLugnutz November 14, 2009

Munt

n. A scrotumless male with the emotional and mental cognizance of a cunt; inability to maintain a decided course of action; manifested visions of grandiose and self importance coupled with flat affect - similar to sociopaths.

v. - mun-ty - irrational and illogical male behavior synonymous with hormonal females

Damn, girl, that guy is a total munt.

by mobeth April 20, 2010

Munt

A cross between a Morbid/Cunt

Christ, that Munt does nothin but complain and give out about people!

by razord January 17, 2011