Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

Thick as multiple bricks

When your more than just thick but quite thicker than a brick one could say that your as thick a multiple bricks

Goddamn your as thick as multiple bricks

by Masterbutthead25 July 4, 2022

died multiple times

Idiom; usually used to express the importance of someone's help.

Without your help I would have died multiple times.

If you hadn't come to help her earlier, she would have died multiple times.

by myslangwords April 4, 2017

Flying Multiple

The opposite of flying solo. This occurs whenever beginning a venture involving multiple parties that need to be pleased, whether in the context of relationships, business dealings, or what have you.

Tom: I heard you and Susie decided to start seeing other people.
Jesus: Yeah, we're pretty much flying multiple.

by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008

minority multiple

The rate at which the lower class multiplies in reproduction as compared to middle or upper class.

The movie Idiocracy is a dystopian view on the repercussions of the rising minority multiple.

by walkingdeadraiders April 8, 2017