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mini lol

A mini lol is a laugh that is not quite 'lol', but is still technically a 'laugh out loud'. It is in between ':|' and 'lol' on the lolage spectrum. It's a quiet laugh, the real-life equivalent of 'Heh'.
Person 1: Your mum is fat.
Person 2: Well you're gay.
Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you!
Person 2: ...mini lol?
by I Define The Internet April 9, 2010
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mini menew stew

A type of stew found at American Chinese buffets containing stray cats. Its more common in areas with a high cat population.
Hey babe, what's that strange looking dish next to the lo mein noodles? That's the house special mini menew stew!
by meat_man March 20, 2017
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Mini Beer

When you piss in a cup and then top it with cum so it looks like a “mini beer”
When your misses has had a rough day at work and you give her a mini beer
by 69trousersnake69 August 22, 2022
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mini-Balrog

Mini-Balrogs are created by typoes in Lord of the Rings fanfiction. They are not overly fond of fangirls and eat raw eggs and bacon. They generally reside at OFUM.
Legoals, Grimli, Borimer, Isenguard.
by GreenCat3 March 7, 2004
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mini van

One in the front, five in the back.
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
by Moneyshawt May 9, 2008
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Mini 14

Mini 14 is a semi automatic rifle, made by Sturm, Ruger. It is the little brother of the US military M14, which fires the .308 or 7.62x51mm Nato cartridge. Mini 14 fires the smaller .223 Remington or 5.56x45mm Nato cartridge, hence it's name Mini 14.
Bank robber Michael Platt, killed two FBI agents with a Mini 14 in Miami 1986.
by Nala Dog March 30, 2009
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Mini 14 Law

The Mini 14 Law states that:
Whoever, in the course of making a pro gun-control point, mentions the Ruger Mini 14, has proved he/she is fundamentally ignorant and the discussion is over.

A rhetoric law that counters the common fallacious argument that a firearm, if used in a highly mediatized tragedy (such as a school shooting) has somehow proved a deadliness superior to other comparable firearms, and should therefore be banned.

Since it is obvious in itself that the name, make or color of a firearm have nothing to do with its use in committing a crime, stating that a particular rifle model is more evil than another similar rifle is illogical, and usually stems from complete ignorance, if not a concious intent to deceive an audience.
Wendy Cukier: Assault rifles and military type sniper rifles are in our streets. Weapons with miitary characteristic like pistol grips and collapsible stocks or high power scopes should be banned. Every day women are being killed by deadly weapons such as the Ruger Mini 14, which is so--

Listener: My head is about to explode from so much ignorance, I invoke the Mini 14 Law, go talk to the plant over there.
by Sardaukar82 November 18, 2010
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