A facial expression which delivers the same mental gratification as the physical act of raising the middle finger, when the physical act may be considered inappropriate.
1. Coworker states the obvious once too much, you politely smile and nod. But really you are giving a mental middle finger.
by citizenri August 23, 2009
Get the Mental Middle Finger mug.Any act or comment made by another person that logically, makes absolutely no sense to everyone else present. Those affected are left in a state of confusion and often spend a significant amount of time trying to understand what just happened. In nearly every case, the victims are unable to form a rational conclusion to alleviate the feeling that they’ve been somehow mentally violated by the perpetrator. Mental abuse happens frequently in environments where statements of “respect” or “attitude” are continually berated from parent to child in an effort to gain control. It is also a common side effect of absolute ignorance and shares many of the same symptoms of multi-generational inbreeding.
Parent: "Maybe you need to look on the inside and see if you're just the jealous brother and he's really the Prodigal Son."
Son: "What does this have to do with whether or not I can have a lock on my door? I'm tired of him stealing my stuff when I'm not here."
Parent (yelling): "IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT! YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND START SHOWING SOME RESPECT!"
Son (thinking): "What the??? This is Mental Abuse!"
Son: "What does this have to do with whether or not I can have a lock on my door? I'm tired of him stealing my stuff when I'm not here."
Parent (yelling): "IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT! YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND START SHOWING SOME RESPECT!"
Son (thinking): "What the??? This is Mental Abuse!"
by Emmerson Desmond January 17, 2008
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Get the Mental Rolodex mug.A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.
Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation
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Get the mental park mug."Mental Arts" or "Ithilya" are scientific teachings which mainly aim to increase the knowledge of physics as well as the intellectual abilities of its students. These teachings contain several different disciplines of science (especially animal instincts, emotions and modern physics) and unificates them into one more complex entity. This causes mental artists to develop a higher form of visual imagination and understanding of the Universe as it is seen in modern physics and get a feeling of the way it behaves. The other teaching of Mental Arts is the teaching of instincts and comes along with a deep understanding of the nature of life forms and their instincts and emotions. Through many years, mental artists strive to develop the ability to control and possibly even reconfigure their instincts to change the way they experience emotions. This goal though is never reached in the majority of cases, but it still has the effect of a tremendous increase in the students’ intellectual abilities.
Mental Arts was developed in the 90s by a group of highly gifted young men from Germany whereas most of them were gifted in physics. It may not be a well known art since only a few people are asked to join the group; but it has become a myth.
by Bariaska (mental artist) September 1, 2008
Get the Mental Arts mug.Mental state describes your current stage of your mentality. There exist 10 mental states:
STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
Question: What's 2 + 2?
Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!
Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!
Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010
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