rim job

when playing beer pong and the ball hits the rim of the cup

all Don is getting in this game are rim jobs.

by allisonthedopeshit March 25, 2007

the county

slang for Grand County, Colorado.

Yo, I'll be back in the county in about 2 hours.

by allisonthedopeshit January 07, 2007

strumpet

a pipe used for marijuana smoking

yo, we cant smoke that till we find ourselves a strumpet.

by allisonthedopeshit January 08, 2007

green machine

the dankest of weed. see diggity dank or kind bud

yo, you got any green machine?

by allisonthedopeshit January 14, 2007

coke block

someone that is stopping you, in some form, from getting cocaine. kind of like a cock block.

god damn leonard is bein a coke block! she won't share any!

by allisonthedopeshit May 06, 2008

double redlight

when both ways to an intersection have red lights and both directions of traffic are stopped.

wow, that was a really long double redlight

by allisonthedopeshit January 16, 2008

nurshey

the feeling you get when you see something so cute like a puppy or a baby and want to pinch its cheeks or squeeze it to death.
the emotion of inflicting pain on something so cute.

omg that midget is making me so nurshey right now. i just wanna go squeeze it to death!

by allisonthedopeshit January 19, 2007