by Shooter McGavin June 04, 2005
A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."
Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!
by Colonel Turdburglar September 12, 2005
the ultimate fringe player. someone on the periphery of a group, often many groups, but who tries excessively hard to become involved. to be avoided at all social costs. unversed in most types of banter or in-joke. a general embarrassment and fuckwit.
he's a fucking fringus maximus
by 505150 August 09, 2010
by Titan90 September 01, 2019
Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?
Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.
Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.
by iceman27406 December 17, 2010
by groggycunt August 13, 2009
A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.
"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."
Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
by Camen510 August 25, 2007