Matin

Matin is someone who's extremely kind hearted, loving and caring but if someone messes with him he can legit run over them at the speed of 250 km/ph

omg dont cross the road its matins car coming

by oxford thesaures May 8, 2021

Pizda matii

It means mothers vagina in Romanian.
Usually used as "Fuck you".

Ba,ce dracu' ai? (Dude,what the fuck is wrong with you?)
Du-te in pizda matii (Fuck you/go to your mothers vagina)

by Raphahell December 1, 2015

Matilda

Matilda is a wild crazy female who has such a contagious laugh and smile. She smiles all day and is the most joyful person you’ll ever meet. If you ever find a Matilda don’t let her go you won’t find many like her!

Look at that girl over there, she is such a Matilda

by T1ll90u1n70n November 25, 2018

matisyahu

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!

Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.

by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007

Matisse

A Matisse is a very advanced human, many kneel before her as she is just too amazing for them to comprehend in their simple minds. Matisse’s are very nice to everyone even if they are bad people who do not deserve her kindness, she is very smart and is impossible to beat in an argument because Matisse is too smart and advanced and uses big words that people don’t understand, never argue with a Matisse because you will inevitably lose (her best friend has seen these battles and the Matisse always wins). Matisse’s are also extremely funny and loved by everyone, she is very fun to hang around with and you never feel bored. Matisse’s are also very wise, give good advice and counseling - her brain is the intellectual size of Mars. Matisse is better than you.

Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

Vagi-Matic

Describes the ability of a woman manipulate her vagina in the most pleasurable way. This skill is usually attained by performing Kegel exercises on a regular basis.

"That woman really put the "Vagi-Matic" to me... I couldn't walk for three days."

by Dazona August 11, 2007

Matildo

A Matt or Mathew such as former Lions QB that is being overly sensitive/needy/buthurt/not participating etc. Or not particularly interested in whatever is taking place while giving off a conceited or pompous like vibe.

Goddamnit Matildo you fucking suck at everything.

Wah my names Matildo and I'm sad about stuff

by Evil Keith August 26, 2022