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stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.
by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017
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Mouth maid

A woman who prefers to use her mouth to sexually pleasure her partners.
"Janet is a real mouth maid,

all she wants to do is give head and swallow!
by Kushmuria August 8, 2021
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Fair Maid Nelly

the maid that cicero talks about stabbing all the time
"when I next meet that fair maid nelly, I'Il
plunge my knife into her belly!"
by Realitykit January 15, 2022
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porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream
Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023
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Resident Evil Maid

In the original Resident Evil Video Game on Playstation, released by Capcom in 1996, the game was so complex and there were so many enemies that the programmers were forced to remove the bodies of the killed enemies as soon as the player opened or closed a door, went up stairs, or somehow entered another scene; causing the old scene to revert to it's original condition and the enemies to re-populate.

The term "Resident Evil Maid" was something my friend and I, and obviously others, came to call this new style of gameplay. previously, the graphics were not as complex, the games took nowhere near that time to complete, and there were no 'transitions' between entering or exiting a room.

The Resident Evil Maid is so fast, that leaving a room and immediately re-entering is will remove the dead enemies in under one second.

The game was so groundbreaking that at the time more development went into this particular game than the console designers had expected. This is often referred to as the first game of its kind, and as such minor sacrifices although necessary, were very, very silly.
Dude! That Resident Evil Maid is so fast i wish she'd clean the dead zombies out of my room!

Yeah but where the fuck does she put all the bodies?
by resident evil maid January 21, 2011
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meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.
"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"
by K Jacobs May 15, 2007
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Hispanic Maid

A character played out on a couple Family Guy episodes that plays to the "racist view" of middle aged Hispanic females.

Seen answering the door to Superman's house talking in broken English with a general Hispanic accent. (Louis kills Stewie episode)
Joe Swanson: Have you seen this baby?

Hispanic Maid: No, no. Missa Supa-man no here?

Joe: We're just looking for this baby.

Hispanic Maid: No. I have no money.
by killachickensumbum March 22, 2009
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