Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Lump Jobmug. A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.
"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"
Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"
Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"
by randomlyrandombooty12 May 28, 2016
Get the lump cakemug. the vaginal area appears to a large, round lump that sticks out farther than it should. often occurs on fat asses.
by 69ing November 24, 2009
Get the Pussy lumpmug. A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".
by Brny September 9, 2008
Get the Grumpy Lumpsmug. The huge gut located on a fat person's pelvis area. The second part of a double gut. Often covers the private part of a fat person.
by JPphatdubbs November 10, 2008
Get the pelvis lumpmug. a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
by fup duck September 5, 2011
Get the Lump on a blogmug. a wall lump is what you plug your charger into before plugging it into the wall sometimes known as a “socket”
by jonesy :) x August 25, 2019
Get the wall lumpmug.