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Lump Job

An aggressive prostate milking performed by an individual with large knuckles and sausage fingers.
Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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lump cake

A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.
"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"

Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"
by randomlyrandombooty12 May 28, 2016
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Pussy lump

the vaginal area appears to a large, round lump that sticks out farther than it should. often occurs on fat asses.
Savannah: look at that girls fucking pussy lump!!!

Michelle: it looks like a second stomach!
by 69ing November 24, 2009
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Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".
"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"
by Brny September 9, 2008
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pelvis lump

The huge gut located on a fat person's pelvis area. The second part of a double gut. Often covers the private part of a fat person.
The heavy set woman had a huge pelvis lump!
by JPphatdubbs November 10, 2008
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Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses
by fup duck September 5, 2011
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wall lump

a wall lump is what you plug your charger into before plugging it into the wall sometimes known as a “socket”
Emma i broke my wall lump could i borrow yours please
by jonesy :) x August 25, 2019
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