Logarithm

The most crappy (C-RRRR-AAAA-P-EEEE) subject in the world. Logarithms tell how many times a number x must be divided by the base b to get 1, and hence can be considered an inverse of exponentiation. Yeah, whatever!

Me: I have been trying to understand this logarithm crap with its shitty tables for the past seven weeks.

He: Yuck!

by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

eva longoria

An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.

Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one too many times and got yelled at for it!

Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand the fuss about Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo February 19, 2007

longerage

to describe the difficulty of a task or unwillingness to do something..

man 1: clean my car
man 2: you what?! that is longerage!!..

by kofi anko September 3, 2006

lougar

a lesbian cougar

That lougar was scoping out a girl way below her half plus seven lower limit - way too young!

by NMIR November 12, 2012

longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

by awmm November 9, 2017

Longan

Longan, fruits are similar to lychees but come from a different family of plants, Sapindaceae. They are known in Chinese as “dragon eyes” and in Indonesian as “cat’s eyes,” as they are a perfectly round fruit. When their light brown shell (husk) is removed, they reveal translucent skin and a dark seed that shows through, appearing like the dark pupil/iris, which is what gives them their name.

See Brooke? Longans are actually fruit!
No way, they look gross.
It says right here dumbass.

by TheRussianDodo July 19, 2019

K-Longer

A person who puts up multiple pictures of his or her self (A.K.A Selfies) onto social media websites daily. These selfie posts are accompanied with clever eye opening sayings that people Should often try to live by in their lives, but the K-Longer does Not follow through with these eye opening statements.

Gill: Looks like Sadie posted another picture of herself saying it's good to be a strong independent woman.
Pat: Yeah. Her and her man must be fighting again. She'll post a status with him in a little while about how he's wonderful.
Gill: I know. She's a real K-Longer.

by challenger887 January 30, 2014