local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

by YouCrane January 22, 2020

legal glitch

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

logan move

The act in which a male ignores you to talk to other skanks.

Girl: *texts guy*
Guy: *reads*
Guy: *makes status* someone text me(;
Girl: *reads status* wow. what a Logan move.

by congrats•coont• October 30, 2013

rarely legal

Ordering a steak, burger, or other meat product as rare as legally allowed by health codes.

I take my steaks rarely legal because I don't want the flavor cooked out.

by VRDemont May 9, 2011

Logan

So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.

Logan...that's kinda weird...

by jessisawkward March 27, 2016

nationally localized

Yes!

"What does nationally localized mean?"
"Yes!"
"Great attitude!"

by Sarahcat June 5, 2021