leaping lizards

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"
Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!
by fishtoe July 02, 2011
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lot lizard

Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors. Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)
Truck-stop managers revealed that although they were concerned about increased costs for more fences, razor-wire and additional security personnel, most felt that increased lot lizard concentrations would result in much higher sales of items like bug spray, pepper spray and air fresheners, which might offset some of the cost.
by PF Smith October 23, 2007
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Saggy Lizard

the most brutal group chat you will ever be in. a bunch of south georgia, beer drinkin’, and prepnecks you will ever meet . do people care if these guys live or die, no. a bunch of racist sexist little shits who use there daddy’s money on beer and fireworks.
Colin are you in saggy lizard yet?”

Nah bro i’m too much of a fag.”
by poppercherry69 March 18, 2019
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Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.
by quax November 06, 2020
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Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.
"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"
by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010
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Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.
by Sadham February 08, 2011
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lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.
Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.
by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017
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