legal weed

my wish

i wish there was legal weed

by WoodChucky February 20, 2016

Legal Stalking

The act of Stalking someone on a Social Network , like Facebook , Myspace , Twitter , etc .

Kate : How was the movie
John : I didnt tell you i wan going to the movies
Kate : I was on your wall
Jonh : so , you were Legal Stalking me again
Kate : Dont Try to change the subject
John : (Dam you Facebook)

by Oshizzy February 02, 2011

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 03, 2020

legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.

Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.

by FFFRANK BERGER July 18, 2017

legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

by Pea Jay November 17, 2016

Legal Bay

code word for The Pirate Bay. Used in electronic communications to prevent being flagged by NSA, in conversations to avert eavesdropping DRM supporters, or just as an ironic alternative to "The Pirate Bay."

Person 1: "Bro, I just downloaded all the seasons of The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, and Breaking Bad on Legal Bay!"

Person 2: "Legal Bay? WTF is that?"

Person 1: "urbandictionary.com"

by mcng January 07, 2014

legal suicide

When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court

Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass

by Joe the pro January 28, 2017