Lacticous

Baby humans naturally need milk for growing. When this milk is provided on tap via the mother's teet. When the baby attaches it's (toothless) mouth to the female nipple like it was the Tootsie Pop owl, the nerve endings on mom's boob positively react to the sucking sensation in a weird but pleasurable way by producing lactose (breast milk). This happens because the mother likes how it feels and because it's feels weirdly sexual, her brain tells her that her baby needs this milk to live and it's totally normal. This contradictory feeling leaves the mother feeling lacticuos.

When something is weird but normal (oftentimes metaphorically).

When the Disc Golfer became frustrated was told an 18 hole course would cost real money to play, but only until he was told a golf cart would be included. This left him feeling very lacticous.

by Baul Punyan December 14, 2023

latticia

A latticia is a type of person who is always open and there for others, he/it/she usually is always masking her emotions and is unable to communicate them due to how many times they've either been rejected or has severe family issues. Latticias are not normally found lurking about but if you see one give it/him/her a hug.

You: Oh their acting like they have so much anxiety

Friend: oh like a "latticia"?

by Latteate November 19, 2023

Lactic

The feeling you're NOT supposed to get during tempo work. Some people let their ego get in the way and go full leg lock after the first rep.

I'm so lactic right now, f*ck!

by TrackStar99 March 25, 2024

Lattic

Ladder attic, such as a garage attic with a built in ladder

Can you go up to the lattic and get the decorations?

by Norigirl1214 December 15, 2024

Lanatic

Just a girl blessed with beauty and rage

Only the OG Lanatics listen to Off to the Races

by ULTRAVIOLENCEVINYL7 February 6, 2025

Slippericus Lanicus

A slippery road. Often resulting from rain or similar weather

A: Hey I'm gonna be running late today
B: y doe
A: Cause I have to go down a Slippericus Lanicus
B: oh shiz waddup
A: Yeah, it'll be hella route to get through.

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO January 23, 2018

Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.

“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”

by Cape68 February 28, 2026