light cream

Milk. Just milk. Nothing sexual, just milk. Contrast with heavy cream.

Do you put light cream on your cereal or cereal on your light cream?

by Kartana1 May 9, 2020

lighting guy

A person that places lights, hangs lights, programs lights, focuses lights, fixes lights, designs lighting plots, and stares at the lights once they get to a venue. One of the best guys or gals anyone could have on their side. They have a wide variety of common skills. They can climb, lift, communicate, see very far, great sex appeal, creative af, tell hands what to pick up, and program lighting fixtures. Their shit may be always in the way, and sometimes they may not know what’s wrong with their lights. When it comes down to showtime, not one compliant is heard. It may not look like the lighting guy is doing anything particularly important. Really, he or she just got their shit done I promise you, or ahead of time. Any one lighting guy is equal to at least two and a half sound guys or five video guys.

Concert goer #1: Wow, look at that beautiful stage! That looks sexy af!

Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!

by Illuminaudi November 22, 2020

Red led lights

When someone has red led lights that means that they are in a sexual mood

“ I walked in and saw the red led lights on. I insta rly knew what that meant”

by Genius yktv March 25, 2020

light blue nails

when a girl has light blue nails, you know they have a boyfriend

Jake : hey that girl over there’s pretty cute, should i get the snap?
Josh : nah dude she’s got a man, look at her light blue nails

by beachbum1279 May 16, 2021

lightshow

n. a display of lights and touches administered with glowsticks, flashing LEDs, etc. by a person to another who is under the influence of alcohol or drugs, particularly ecstasy. This is done in order to enhance mental stimulation provided by the vision-altering substance.

Dude, I just gave a lightshow to that high guy, and he nearly passed out!

by hyperexcel June 17, 2003

Greek Lightning

Arson. The act of burning down an unprofitable business in order to collect the insurance money.

The Omega Family restaurant was going bankrupt. Luckily it got hit by Greek Lightning, now Gus and Nick live in Florida.

by Yatros Christos May 12, 2011

Fog Light Wanker

A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.

FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)

nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.

by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011