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STRAIGHT-LEGGIN'

THE ACT OF STRAIGHT LEGGIN' TO QUECH THE URGE TO POOP WHEN DRIVING. STRAIGHTENING YOUR LEGS AS YOU DRIVE TO AVOID REPLACING THE DRIVER SEAT OF YOUR CAR.
DAVE WAS STRAIGHT-LEGGIN' IT ALL THE WAY TO MIKES' PLACE. HE CALLED AND ASKED TO HAVE THE RESTROOMS UNLOCKED AS HE WAS COMING IN HOT...
by MAGICDIAMOND2430 March 15, 2021
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busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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Leggo

TG: "I wanna Go to the mall"
Chanka: "LEGGO!"
by iChanKa June 22, 2010
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legger

Legger = To run away from something hazardous or shifty.

A version of 'leg it' which means the same thing.
"Anyway, the evening after the night of intimacies with Sharon he ran into her boyfriend. Seeing the size of him, he did a legger."
by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003
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Leggage

What hot mature blondes display under short skirts to show they are still randy.
Check out the leggage on E.D. Hill.
by Free2legman June 22, 2010
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liggy

an amazing girl who is always happy with a contagious smile, she is perfect and talented in everything. she is sporty artistic funny kind and beautiful
guy 1: man i gotta get me a liggy...
guy 2: i have a liggyand she's perfect
by The Truth Typer August 3, 2016
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Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.
Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.
by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011
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